Chapter III: Homo Consumericus

Woman, 42, seeking for Japanese food. Has your life been affected by the earthquake in Japan? Do you feel you cannot survive the side-effects? Contact me and we will find a solution together. Only serious inquiries please.

Excerpt from actual one-sided cell phone conversation follows:

"Yeah, I know."
"No, I love fish. It makes me so sad. I guess we will have to get used to eating irradiated fish."
"We will have to find out a way to make water. Yeah."
Pause.
"And computers are starting to take over humans. It's scary."

Disclaimer:

Not all characters appearing above are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Unfortunately coincidental.